Women must wear a bindi

And learn to speak Hindi.

For they are our Bharat Nari

Our cultural heritage they carry.

The boy chosen by their parents they shall marry.

Their marriage then will not remain dreary.

Always dress in a handloom sari

So spake in the scriptures, Lord Hari.

This is just written in a jest

Have a laugh and if you can’t, ignore it, best.

In the coming times for women, it may become a test.

With ascending patriarchy men may become a pest.