The Professional Thieves Gang,

Got another big plan,

Stealing something that nobody else dare can.

They tried to steal,

The queen's crown,

But were caught red-handed,

No Big Deal!

They tried to steal,

The King's treasure chest,

They were caught red-handed and called pests,

But no Big Deal!

They tried to steal the Baker's cakes,

And went near the mighty lake,

But were caught red-handed,

By the Baker,

But no Big Deal!

They tried to rob,

The museum's artifacts,

Were caught red-handed by a mob,

But no Big Deal!

This is how the gang tried to steal,

But couldn't even get one square meal.