Three little monkeys up a wall

Making faces at one and all

I listen no bad

I hear no bad

I say no bad

I'm the best proclaim all.

Then without provocation

They start to fight

Badmouthing each other

All their claims

Then go down the drain

In a bid to outsmart the other.

They push, shove and pull

Pulling down each other

Who's the best

I'm the best

They all scream and shout together.

And when they reach

The finishing line

Each of them is amazed to find

That none of them faired better.