I'm obsessed with you like Monica's OCD

I shop like Rach every week but don't like coffee 

I'm a Lil wierd like Pheebs, I don't even have a pla'

And like Janice, I sometimes laugh 'HA HA HA'

Yet the way chandler is with sarcasm, you're inseparable from me 

Just like ross with his dinosaur collection, you treasure me

Like Gunther with Rach, and just like Joey with his food, 

Admit it, you've always been in love with me dude! 

(Even when we were on a break!!)